Running On Sarcasm & Fuckery
Running On Sarcasm & Fuckery
Your battery isn’t dead—you’re just running on sarcasm and a questionable amount of fuckery. This bold, high-energy design is for the people who keep showing up, talking shit, and somehow making it through the day on pure attitude and low power.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit body (no side seams) for less waste and a cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, durable graphics
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat