Tempe Fucks. Tucson Watches. — Arizona Rivalry Gold Can Cooler Koozie - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Tempe Fucks. Tucson Watches. — Arizona Rivalry Gold Can Cooler Koozie | Short Bus Comedy

Regular Can
$8.00
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Tempe Fucks. Tucson Watches. — Arizona Rivalry Gold Can Cooler Koozie - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Tempe Fucks. Tucson Watches. — Arizona Rivalry Gold Can Cooler Koozie | Short Bus Comedy

$8.00
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Keep it cold. Keep the rivalry hot. 🍻

A funny Arizona rivalry can cooler for tailgates, game day, and reminding Tucson they have never been to a Rose Bowl. Fits regular and slim cans.

  • Regular and slim can sizes
  • Bold sublimation print
  • Gift idea for Tempe fans and Arizona rivalry believers

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Arizona State fans who love a little Tempe vs. Tucson trash talk
  • Tailgates, game day, backyard hangs, and keeping your drink cold in the Arizona heat
  • A funny gift for a Sun Devils fan, ASU alum, or anyone who lives for the rivalry
  • Stocking stuffer or birthday gift for the friend who never lets Tucson forget the Rose Bowl

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Size chart

This one uses standard sizing for its style. Want exact measurements before you order? Email us and we'll send them.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.