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Wheel-ee's Holy Shit Universal Chaos

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★ NEW DROP: WHEEL-EE'S★ NOT SELLING INSPIRATION — SELLING JOKES★ SHIPS FAST, JUDGES NOTHING★ ALL ABOARD, NOBODY'S DRIVING★ SEP 29: ROAST BATTLE LEAGUE, MESA AZ★ JAN 14-16 2027: ABILITIES EXPO, LOS ANGELES ★ NEW DROP: WHEEL-EE'S★ NOT SELLING INSPIRATION — SELLING JOKES★ SHIPS FAST, JUDGES NOTHING★ ALL ABOARD, NOBODY'S DRIVING★ SEP 29: ROAST BATTLE LEAGUE, MESA AZ★ JAN 14-16 2027: ABILITIES EXPO, LOS ANGELES

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THE BIT

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Jokes by a disabled comedian who got tired of everybody else deciding what he was allowed to laugh at. Some of these are about disability. Some are just funny as hell. All of them are yours now.

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New drops, tour dates, zero inspirational quotes.

Just announced: Abilities Expo — Los Angeles.

January 14–16, 2027, Long Beach Convention Center. Catch Steve there.

TOP SELLER

"I'm just with him for the parking."

Our best-selling design, no explanation needed if you already get it. If you don't, that's kind of the point.

Available in men's and women's cuts

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Permission slip — no signature required

I'm a disabled comedian who got tired of everyone else deciding what I was supposed to laugh at. So I decided to make the jokes myself.

Some designs are unapologetically about disability. Others have absolutely nothing to do with it — they're just funny as hell, made for anyone who gets the joke. That's intentional.

I wanted merch where a disabled person finds something that says that's me, and an able-bodied person finds something that makes them say I need that shirt.

I'm not selling inspiration. I'm selling jokes.

Some are edgy. Some are inappropriate. Some might make you question whether I should've been given access to a graphic-design program in the first place. That's the point.

I'm disabled. I'm a comedian. I'm the guy on the short bus. And I'm fucking proud of all three.

— Steve, Short Bus Comedy

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Need a speaker, comedian, or both?

Yes, that's really him doing the Rocky steps. He'll do your event too — just with more jokes and fewer sequels.

Pick your stop.

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WHEEL'EES

STOP 01

WHEEL'EES

For the ones who ride different.

Universal Chaos

STOP 02

Universal Chaos

Nothing here makes sense, and that's fine.

HOLY SHIT, Need a permission slip?

STOP 03

HOLY SHIT, Need a permission slip?

Ask forgiveness, not permission.

Family, Caregivers & Service Animals

STOP 04

Family, Caregivers & Service Animals

Caregivers, family, and the good boys who work for it.

Adaptive Sports

STOP 05

Adaptive Sports

More power chair, bigger balls.

Holidays & Stickers

STOP 06

Holidays & Stickers

'Tis the season to be dis-abled.

Catch him live.

Same jokes, worse lighting.

SEP 29, 2026

Roast Battle League — Judge

Safety Meeting: Backyard Edition, Mesa, AZ

JAN 14-16, 2027

Abilities Expo

Long Beach Convention Center, Long Beach, CA

"Finally, merch that feels like the group chat got a clothing line."

— a fan of comedy, chaos, and controller batteries at 2%

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