Running on Pure Fuckery
Running on Pure Fuckery
No coffee required. No explanation necessary. 😂
Some days you’re not running on caffeine, motivation, or common sense. You’re just running on pure fuckery.
A loud, sarcastic design for people who somehow continue functioning despite themselves.
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for durable comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- DTF printing on sleeves/labels and DTG for the main graphic — crisp, detailed colors
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat