Running on Pure Chaos and Fuckery
Running on Pure Chaos and Fuckery
Running on pure chaos, questionable decisions, and an irresponsible amount of fuckery.
For the people who don’t just bring the chaos—they are the chaos. Loud, unapologetic, sarcastic, and proudly powered by absolutely no reasonable explanation.
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for lasting shape and reduced waste
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/labels and DTG for main artwork—crisp, detailed colors
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape, and classic relaxed fit for comfort and durability
- OEKO-TEX® certified; meets safety standards; made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |