Running on Caffeine and Fuckery
Running on Caffeine and Fuckery
Running on caffeine, questionable decisions, and just enough fuckery to make it through the day. ☕⚡
For the people whose energy comes from coffee and whose personality comes from pure chaos. Bold, sarcastic, and unapologetically Short Bus Comedy.
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; mid-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, classic fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest art—crisp, detailed colors
- OEKO-TEX® certified; tear-away label and made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |