I’m Just With Him for the Parking
I’m Just With Him for the Parking
I’M JUST WITH HIM FOR THE PARKING. 😂
Let’s be honest… there may be other reasons, but the parking definitely doesn’t hurt.
A sarcastic take on accessible parking featuring a rearview mirror, parking permit, and a little questionable motivation.
Made for the partner, friend, family member, or professional parking opportunist who knows exactly what that accessible parking spot is worth. 😎
Dark humor. Disability humor. Relationship humor. Zero apologies.
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner label details and DTG for main front graphic for sharp, detailed artwork
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for durability and comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |