Everything Works. Just Not Together
Everything Works. Just Not Together
EVERYTHING WORKS. JUST NOT TOGETHER.
Somewhere inside this body, all the parts are technically functioning.
They’re just apparently not communicating with each other. 😂
A bold mechanical take on the human body featuring gears, crossed wires, and questionable internal engineering.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever felt like their brain, body, and life are operating on completely different software.
Different doesn’t mean broken. It just means the wiring department got creative.
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY
Available in multiple colors and sizes.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — durable, breathable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF sleeve/label prints plus DTG main print for detailed, durable artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty — ethically produced and safety-compliant
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |