Zero Fucks Injection (Plain Design) — Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

Zero Fucks Injection (Plain Design) — Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

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$25.00
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Zero Fucks Injection (Plain Design) — Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

Zero Fucks Injection (Plain Design) — Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

$25.00
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ZERO FUCKS INJECTION™ 💉 Small shot. Big attitude.

Side effects may include: not giving a shit, more comedy, less drama, speaking your mind, and an improved attitude. The plain design of our funny sarcastic shirt for people who'd rather keep it simple.

  • Unisex crew neck tee in multiple colors and sizes
  • Printed to order
  • Gift idea for sarcastic friends and dark humor fans

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Sarcastic adults who could use a dose of not caring what anyone thinks
  • Nurses, med folks, and patients who get the injection joke
  • A retirement, birthday, or rough-week gift for a friend over the drama
  • Days off, happy hours, and minimal-effort outfits with maximum attitude

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm
5XL32″ / 81 cm35″ / 89 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.