Zero Fucks Injection | Inject Here Plain
Zero Fucks Injection | Inject Here Plain
ZERO FUCKS INJECTION™
Side effects may include:
• Not giving a shit
• More comedy
• Less drama
• Speaking your mind
• Improved attitude
Small shot. Big results.
This isn’t medical advice. It’s a prescription for giving fewer fucks.
Featuring the signature Short Bus Comedy black, white, and school-bus yellow aesthetic, with @SHORTBUSCOMEDY branding.
For anyone who’s tired of giving a shit and ready to lower their fuck dosage.
Comedy. Chaos. Zero fucks.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, durable graphics; tear-away label for scratch-free wear
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat