Running on Caffeine and Fuckery — Funny Coffee Sarcasm T-Shirt - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Running on Caffeine and Fuckery — Funny Coffee Sarcasm T-Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

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$25.00
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Running on Caffeine and Fuckery — Funny Coffee Sarcasm T-Shirt - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Running on Caffeine and Fuckery — Funny Coffee Sarcasm T-Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

$25.00
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Running on caffeine, questionable decisions, and just enough fuckery to make it through the day. ☕⚡

A funny coffee sarcasm shirt for people whose energy comes from coffee and poor impulse control.

  • Unisex crew neck tee in multiple colors and sizes
  • Printed to order
  • Gift idea for coffee addicts and sarcastic friends

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Coffee addicts whose energy comes from caffeine and poor impulse control
  • Sarcastic coworkers, teachers, and parents who need three cups before talking
  • A Secret Santa, birthday, or Boss's Day gag gift for the office coffee snob
  • Early meetings, coffee shop runs, and every day that starts before it should

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm
5XL32″ / 81 cm35″ / 89 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.