My Legs Quit My Mouth Didn’t
My Legs Quit My Mouth Didn’t
MY LEGS QUIT. MY MOUTH DIDN’T.
Some things may stop working. The attitude isn’t one of them.
This Short Bus Comedy design is for anyone who refuses to let disability, limitations, or life’s bullshit take away their sense of humor—or their ability to talk shit.
Featuring the signature black, white and school-bus yellow Short Bus aesthetic, with @SHORTBUSCOMEDY branding.
Comedy. Disability. Attitude. Chaos.
Wear it loud. Own your story. Keep the attitude.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body for lasting durability and clear prints
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main art) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |