Limited Mobility Unlimited Fuckery

Limited mobility. Unlimited fuckery.

A brutally honest Short Bus Comedy design for anyone who’s tired of taking life too seriously. Whether you’re actually mobility-limited or just mentally questionable, this one’s for you.

Featuring the signature Short Bus black, white and school-bus yellow aesthetic, with @SHORTBUSCOMEDY built into the design.

Wear it proudly. Laugh loudly. Give absolutely zero fucks.

Short Bus Comedy — Comedy. Disability. Chaos.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for durability and shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar and classic crew neckline for lasting comfort
- Dual printing: DTG for main print and DTF for sleeve/inner labels — crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified; tear-away label; EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat