I Have a Condition It’s Called Being Me
I Have a Condition It’s Called Being Me
I have a condition. It’s called being me.
A bold, unapologetic Short Bus Comedy design for anyone who refuses to take themselves—or life—too seriously. Whether you’re disabled, medically questionable, emotionally unstable, or just naturally a pain in the ass, this shirt was made for you.
Black, yellow, and badass. Just like the Short Bus.
Wear it proudly. Explain it to nobody.
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY
Short Bus Comedy — Comedy. Disability. Chaos.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium fabric 180 g/m²) — durable, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for shape retention and cleaner look
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/labels and DTG for main art — crisp, lasting print
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape reinforcement, and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline; ethically grown US cotton and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |