Everything Works. Just Not Together — Short Bus Comedy Crewneck

Everything works. Just not together. 😂

A perfect shirt for anyone whose body, brain, schedule, technology, or general existence seems to operate on its own completely independent timeline.

Bold Short Bus Comedy humor with a simple message that hits way too close to home.

Everything works. Just not together.
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY

The imagery and message suit someone who appreciates clever, slightly nerdy humor and retro design: students, creatives, engineers, or anyone who lives with beautiful messes. The garment’s neutral base pairs with casual jeans or joggers and complements autumn evenings, study sessions, and relaxed brunches. Details like tear-away neck labels and OEKO‑TEX certified dyes add everyday ease and responsible production to the lived-in feel.

Product features
- Embroidered option available on left/center chest or both wrists for a textured finish
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for durability
- DTF neck labels and DTG print methods; OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton
- Made in Nicaragua; complies with flammability and restricted substance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron