Assembly Required, Instructions Lost at Birth funny disability t-shirt by Short Bus Comedy

Funny Disability Shirt – Assembly Required, Instructions Lost at Birth

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$25.00
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Assembly Required, Instructions Lost at Birth funny disability t-shirt by Short Bus Comedy

Funny Disability Shirt – Assembly Required, Instructions Lost at Birth

$25.00
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Some people came with instructions. I apparently didn't. 😂

ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. INSTRUCTIONS LOST AT BIRTH. The perfect funny disability shirt for anyone who feels like they were built without a manual.

  • Unisex crew neck tee in multiple colors and sizes
  • Printed to order
  • Gift idea for disability humor fans and the beautifully unassembled

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Anyone who feels like they were built without the manual
  • Disabled and neurodivergent folks who joke about their own wiring
  • Dark humor fans, sarcastic friends, and people who laugh at their own diagnosis
  • A funny birthday or holiday gift for the friend who is a little bit different, on purpose

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm
5XL32″ / 81 cm35″ / 89 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.