ASSEMBLY REQUIRED — Instructions Lost at Birth
ASSEMBLY REQUIRED — Instructions Lost at Birth
Some people came with instructions. I apparently didn’t. 😂
“Assembly Required. Instructions Lost at Birth.” is the perfect shirt for anyone who feels like they were delivered without a manual. Featuring a distressed industrial warning-sign design, complete with hazard stripes and a screwdriver, this one brings just the right amount of chaos.
Finished with @SHORTBUSCOMEDY for the official Short Bus Comedy touch.
Warning: May require adult supervision.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed knit collar and tubular construction (no side seams)
- Crisp, detailed DTF & DTG printing for long-lasting graphic clarity
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for itch-free, stable wear
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |