A Few Screws Loose. Still Works
A Few Screws Loose. Still Works
A Few Screws Loose. Still Works.
Let’s be honest… we’re not all running on factory settings. 😂
A few screws might be loose, things might rattle occasionally, but somehow we still work.
Featuring a cracked skull, colorful screws, and the kind of questionable engineering you’ve come to expect from Short Bus Comedy.
Designed for anyone who’s ever felt a little… mechanically questionable.
Perfect for disabled and able-bodied folks alike who appreciate dark humor, sarcasm, and a shirt that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY
Available in multiple colors and sizes.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for everyday durability and comfort
- Tubular knit construction without side seams reduces waste and provides a smooth fit
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |