Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together

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Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Wheelchair user wearing the Everything Works T-shirt outside a comedy venue — Shop Short Bus
  • Close-up of the cream, blue and red Everything Works. Just Not Together. graphic
  • Woman wearing the black Everything Works. Just Not Together. T-shirt — front fit
  • Man wearing the black Everything Works. Just Not Together. T-shirt — front fit
  • Everything Works T-shirt features: unisex crew neck, printed to order, sizes S–5XL
  • Rear fit of the black Short Bus Comedy T-shirt showing its plain back
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Black Everything Works. Just Not Together. T-shirt by Short Bus Comedy — front design view
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Wheelchair user wearing the Everything Works T-shirt outside a comedy venue — Shop Short Bus
  • Close-up of the cream, blue and red Everything Works. Just Not Together. graphic
  • Woman wearing the black Everything Works. Just Not Together. T-shirt — front fit
  • Man wearing the black Everything Works. Just Not Together. T-shirt — front fit
  • Everything Works T-shirt features: unisex crew neck, printed to order, sizes S–5XL
  • Rear fit of the black Short Bus Comedy T-shirt showing its plain back
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together - product photo | Short Bus Comedy
  • Black Everything Works. Just Not Together. T-shirt by Short Bus Comedy — front design view
Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together

Chronic Illness Shirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together

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EVERYTHING WORKS. JUST NOT TOGETHER. 🔧

Somewhere inside this body, all the parts are technically functioning. They're just not communicating. A funny chronic illness and disability shirt for bodies, brains, and schedules that run on their own logic.

  • Unisex crew neck tee in multiple colors and sizes
  • Printed to order
  • Gift idea for spoonies and anyone whose body has its own agenda

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Spoonies living with chronic illness, chronic pain or fatigue
  • Bodies with EDS, POTS, fibromyalgia, MS, autoimmune conditions or anything else that runs on its own logic
  • Doctor appointments, infusion days and every "how are you feeling?" conversation
  • A gift that makes someone with chronic illness laugh instead of sigh

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Eaellis

Excellent quality! Super fast service and customer service was top notch! Will be purchasing again!

Eaellis review photo

You were the very first customer ever, and I'll never forget it. Thank you for buying, for the photo, and for supporting what I'm trying to build here. If you know anyone who'd get the joke, a word-of-mouth recommendation would mean the world. - Steve

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm
5XL32″ / 81 cm35″ / 89 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.