Everything Works, Just Not Together funny chronic illness crewneck sweatshirt by Short Bus Comedy

Chronic Illness Crewneck Sweatshirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together

S / Carolina Blue
$30.00
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Everything Works, Just Not Together funny chronic illness crewneck sweatshirt by Short Bus Comedy

Chronic Illness Crewneck Sweatshirt – Everything Works, Just Not Together

$30.00
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Everything works. Just not together. 😂

A perfect funny crewneck for anyone whose body, brain, schedule, technology, or general existence seems to operate on its own logic. A chronic illness sweatshirt with humor built in.

  • Unisex crew neck sweatshirt in multiple colors and sizes
  • Printed to order
  • Gift idea for spoonies and chaotic thinkers

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Spoonies with EDS, POTS, fibromyalgia, MS, or lupus whose bodies run on their own logic
  • Anyone whose joints, brain, and energy never seem to clock in on the same day
  • A get-well-ish birthday or holiday gift that makes them laugh instead of sigh
  • Flare days on the couch, waiting rooms, and long infusion or appointment days

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S20″ / 51 cm27″ / 69 cm
M22″ / 56 cm28″ / 71 cm
L24″ / 61 cm29″ / 74 cm
XL26″ / 66 cm30″ / 76 cm
2XL28″ / 71 cm31″ / 79 cm
3XL30″ / 76 cm32″ / 81 cm
4XL32″ / 81 cm33″ / 84 cm
5XL34″ / 86 cm34″ / 86 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.