Zero Fucks Injection | Inject Here
Zero Fucks Injection | Inject Here
ZERO FUCKS INJECTION™
Feeling like you give way too many fucks? There’s a treatment for that.
Side effects may include:
- Not giving a shit
- More comedy
- Less drama
- Speaking your mind
- Improved attitude
- Zero fucks
SMALL SHOT. BIG RESULTS.
An unapologetically ridiculous Short Bus Comedy design for anyone who’s officially run out of fucks to give.
Featuring the signature black, white and school-bus yellow Short Bus aesthetic and subtle @SHORTBUSCOMEDY branding.
No prescription required. Side effects may vary.
Comedy. Chaos. Zero fucks.
Product features
- Strong, smooth 100% cotton (solid colors) — 180 g/m² for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for sharp, detailed prints
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |