Spoon Theory Shirt – Spoons & Boundaries
S / Black
$35.99
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SPOONS & BOUNDARIES
ENERGY IS A LUXURY.
Some people have unlimited energy.
Some of us have boundaries.
Spoons & Boundaries turns the reality of Spoon Theory into a luxury-fashion statement built around expensive taste, limited energy, and absolutely no interest in explaining yourself.
The black-and-metallic-gold artwork combines high-fashion attitude with subtle references to Spoon Theory, chronic illness, invisible illness, and limited energy—while the Short Bus jester makes the piece unmistakably ours.
This isn’t designed to look like traditional disability merchandise.
It’s designed to look like something you’d wear when you’re dressed up, heading out, and still protecting your peace.
EXPENSIVE TASTE.
LIMITED ENERGY.
SHORT BUS COMEDY
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY
SHOPSHORTBUS.COM
Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors; heathers 85% cotton/15% viscose
- Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) — sturdy but breathable
- Side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Neck and shoulder twill tape plus a tear-away DTF inner label for comfort
- Regular fit that runs true to size
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
Spoon Theory Shirt – Spoons & Boundaries
$35.99
Perfect for
- Spoonies with expensive taste, limited energy and zero interest in explaining why they left early
- People with chronic or invisible illness who are learning to say no and mean it
- A birthday or self-care gift for the friend who just discovered boundaries and loves them
- Luxury-label style that works for brunch, the doctor's office or canceling plans in person
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- Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. Not sure? Ask us first.