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SPOON DEBT — LIFETIME ACCOUNT
Apparently, your energy has an account balance.
And this one is seriously overdrawn.
Spoon Debt turns Spoon Theory into a luxury financial statement—with a current balance of -1 SPOON, NO AVAILABLE CREDIT, and CHRONIC INTEREST accruing daily.
The back graphic combines cracked metallic gold, dripping details, a crowned spoon, and a high-end financial aesthetic with one simple message:
NOT BROKE. JUST LIMITED.
Created for people who understand Spoon Theory, chronic illness, chronic fatigue, chronic pain, invisible illness, and limited energy, but don’t necessarily want their clothing to look like traditional medical-awareness merchandise.
The front features the signature Short Bus Comedy gold jester mark, while the oversized back graphic delivers the statement.
SHORT BUS COMEDY
DIFFERENT MINDS. SAME GOOD TIME.
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY
SHOPSHORTBUS.COM
Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors (heathers: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz / 180 g/m²) with a regular fit that runs true to size
- Side seams and ribbed knit collar for structure and shape retention
- Neck and shoulder twill tape plus tear-away DTF inner neck label for comfort and durability
- DTG printed front chest emblem and large back poster-style graphic in rich gold tones
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
Spoon Theory Shirt – Spoon Debt
$35.99
Perfect for
- Spoonies who borrowed tomorrow's energy today and are now overdrawn with interest
- Accountants, bankers and budget lovers living with chronic or invisible illness
- A funny birthday or holiday gift for the friend who keeps overdoing it on good days
- Financial-statement design for the morning after a busy day, payback day included
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- Tracking gets emailed as soon as it ships.
- Misprinted or damaged? Free replacement or refund.
- Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. Not sure? Ask us first.