Running on Zero Sleep — Who Are You Again?
Running on Zero Sleep — Who Are You Again?
Running on zero sleep, questionable memory, and whatever battery power is left. This sarcastic design is for exhausted parents, caregivers, night owls, and anyone who has completely lost track of what day it is. Featuring the tired-eyed character, low-battery graphic, speech bubble, and @SHORTBUSCOMEDY branding.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — durable, breathable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, colorful artwork and sleeve/label precision
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat