Running on Pure Fuckery — Funny Battery Sarcasm T-Shirt - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Running on Pure Fuckery — Funny Battery Sarcasm T-Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

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$25.00
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Running on Pure Fuckery — Funny Battery Sarcasm T-Shirt - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Running on Pure Fuckery — Funny Battery Sarcasm T-Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

$25.00
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Forget caffeine. Forget motivation. Some days we're powered by nothing but pure fucking fuckery. 🔋⚡

A loud, unapologetic funny sarcasm shirt for the days the battery is on empty and the attitude is on full.

  • Unisex crew neck tee in multiple colors and sizes
  • Printed to order
  • Gift idea for chaos enthusiasts

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Folks running on an empty battery and a fully charged attitude
  • Chronically tired spoonies and night-shift workers who skip the motivation speech
  • A sarcastic birthday or White Elephant gift for the chaos enthusiast
  • Monday mornings, long shifts, and any day the battery icon is blinking red

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm
5XL32″ / 81 cm35″ / 89 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.