Resting Spooky Face – Chronic Pain Halloween Shirt by Short Bus Comedy

Chronic Pain Halloween Shirt – Resting Spooky Face

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$35.99
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Resting Spooky Face – Chronic Pain Halloween Shirt by Short Bus Comedy

Chronic Pain Halloween Shirt – Resting Spooky Face

$35.99
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RESTING SPOOKY FACE.

Spooky season, chronic pain, and absolutely no interest in pretending to be cheerful.

This Short Bus Comedy Halloween original pairs a laid-back skeleton, iced pain & spite, a glowing jack-o’-lantern, and gritty orange-and-black streetwear artwork for a shirt that looks more like vintage horror merch than a novelty costume tee.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee for a soft, broken-in feel and relaxed unisex fit.

Details: Comfort Colors 1717 • 100% ring-spun cotton • garment-dyed • relaxed unisex fit • vintage distressed Halloween graphic • original Short Bus Comedy design.

Perfect for

  • Chronic pain folks with a resting face that's more spooky than cheerful
  • Spoonies who'd take iced pain-and-spite over pumpkin spice any day
  • A Halloween gift for the friend who loves vintage horror and dark humor
  • Pumpkin patches, horror movie nights and October gatherings you're attending under protest

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.