My Spoons Said Fuck This and Left — Funny Spoonie Chronic Illness Shirt - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

My Spoons Said Fuck This and Left — Funny Spoonie Chronic Illness Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

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$25.00
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My Spoons Said Fuck This and Left — Funny Spoonie Chronic Illness Shirt - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

My Spoons Said Fuck This and Left — Funny Spoonie Chronic Illness Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

$25.00
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MY SPOONS SAID FUCK THIS AND LEFT. 🥄💀

Sometimes you don't run out of energy, you just reach the point where your spoons have officially left the building. A funny spoonie shirt for chronic illness, fatigue, and spoon theory believers.

  • Unisex crew neck tee in multiple colors and sizes
  • Printed to order
  • Gift idea for spoonies and chronic illness warriors with a sense of humor

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Spoonies with chronic fatigue, EDS, POTS, fibromyalgia, MS, or lupus who believe in spoon theory
  • Anyone with an invisible illness who runs out of energy before the day runs out
  • A funny gift for a chronically ill friend's birthday or a rough diagnosis anniversary
  • Couch days, flare days, waiting rooms, and canceling plans with zero guilt

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm
5XL32″ / 81 cm35″ / 89 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.