Jesus Take the Joystick – Retro Disability
Jesus Take the Joystick – Retro Disability
When you can’t hand Jesus the wheel, hand Him the joystick. 😂 This retro-inspired design puts a wheelchair joystick where the wheel should be and gives the classic phrase a very Short Bus twist.
Made for wheelchair users, gamers, disabled folks, and anyone who appreciates dark, irreverent humor.
@SHORTBUSCOMEDY
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for shape retention and reduced waste
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork ensuring crisp, detailed print
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and compliant safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |