Chronic Illness Shirt – Flare In Progress

Chronic Illness Shirt – Flare In Progress

Black / S
$35.99
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Chronic Illness Shirt – Flare In Progress

Chronic Illness Shirt – Flare In Progress

$35.99
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FLARE IN PROGRESS. DO NOT DISTURB. BODY ALREADY DID.

For the days when your body has already handled the disturbing for you. This Short Bus Comedy tee turns a chronic illness flare-up into the warning sign nobody asked for.

Vintage-inspired graphics and dark humor make it wearable beyond Halloween while still fitting perfectly into spooky season.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee for a soft, broken-in feel and relaxed unisex fit.

Details: Comfort Colors 1717 • 100% ring-spun cotton • garment-dyed • relaxed unisex fit • original Short Bus Comedy design.

Perfect for

  • Spoonies mid-flare who need a do-not-disturb sign their body already ignored
  • People with chronic pain, fibromyalgia, lupus, RA or EDS who laugh at the flare-up cycle
  • A Halloween or anytime gift for the friend whose body is already doing the scary part
  • Spooky season parties, flare days at home and warning everyone before they ask

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.