Disabled. Not Ashamed. Just an Asshole. — Funny Disability T-Shirt - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Disabled. Not Ashamed. Just an Asshole. — Funny Disability T-Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

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Disabled. Not Ashamed. Just an Asshole. — Funny Disability T-Shirt - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Disabled. Not Ashamed. Just an Asshole. — Funny Disability T-Shirt | Short Bus Comedy

$25.00
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Being disabled doesn't mean I lost my sense of humor. 😈

DISABLED. NOT ASHAMED. JUST AN ASSHOLE. No pity. No inspirational bullshit. No apologies. A funny disability shirt for people who'd rather make the joke first.

  • Unisex crew neck tee in multiple colors and sizes
  • Printed to order
  • Gift idea for disabled people with a dark sense of humor

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Disabled folks who'd rather make the joke first and skip the pity
  • Wheelchair users, amputees, and spoonies with a dark, unfiltered sense of humor
  • A Disability Pride Month or birthday gift for the friend who is proudly difficult
  • Comedy nights, family gatherings, and anywhere people expect them to be inspirational

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm
5XL32″ / 81 cm35″ / 89 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.