Spoon Debt – Spoon Theory Shirt by Short Bus Comedy

Spoon Theory Shirt – Spoon Debt

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$35.99
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Spoon Debt – Spoon Theory Shirt by Short Bus Comedy

Spoon Theory Shirt – Spoon Debt

$35.99
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SPOON DEBT — LIFETIME ACCOUNT Apparently, your energy has an account balance. And this one is seriously overdrawn. Spoon Debt turns Spoon Theory into a luxury financial statement—with a current balance of -1 SPOON, NO AVAILABLE CREDIT, and CHRONIC INTEREST accruing daily. The back graphic combines cracked metallic gold, dripping details, a crowned spoon, and a high-end financial aesthetic with one simple message: NOT BROKE. JUST LIMITED. Created for people who understand Spoon Theory, chronic illness, chronic fatigue, chronic pain, invisible illness, and limited energy, but don’t necessarily want their clothing to look like traditional medical-awareness merchandise. The front features the signature Short Bus Comedy gold jester mark, while the oversized back graphic delivers the statement. SHORT BUS COMEDY DIFFERENT MINDS. SAME GOOD TIME. @SHORTBUSCOMEDY SHOPSHORTBUS.COM Product features - 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors (heathers: 85% cotton / 15% viscose) - Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz / 180 g/m²) with a regular fit that runs true to size - Side seams and ribbed knit collar for structure and shape retention - Neck and shoulder twill tape plus tear-away DTF inner neck label for comfort and durability - DTG printed front chest emblem and large back poster-style graphic in rich gold tones Care instructions - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry

Perfect for

  • Spoonies who borrowed tomorrow's energy today and are now overdrawn with interest
  • Accountants, bankers and budget lovers living with chronic or invisible illness
  • A funny birthday or holiday gift for the friend who keeps overdoing it on good days
  • Financial-statement design for the morning after a busy day, payback day included

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.