Medically Complicated, Socially Unavailable – Chronic Illness Crewneck by Short Bus Comedy

Chronic Illness Crewneck – Medically Complicated, Socially Unavailable

$59.99

ColorPepper

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

MEDICALLY COMPLICATED.
socially unavailable.

Quiet luxury for complicated people. A restrained Short Bus Comedy crewneck built around clean, minimalist center-chest typography instead of a loud graphic.

The subtle ivory design and small SB signature keep the joke understated enough to wear anywhere—while still saying exactly what needs to be said.

Printed on a premium Comfort Colors 1566 garment-dyed crewneck for a soft, lived-in feel with a relaxed unisex fit.

Details: Comfort Colors 1566 • garment-dyed crewneck • relaxed unisex fit • minimalist center-chest print • original Short Bus Comedy design.

Perfect for

Medically complicated introverts who'd rather not discuss it, or anything, today
People with chronic illness, rare diseases or a very thick medical chart who prefer quiet humor
A cozy birthday or holiday gift for the friend who keeps canceling plans and owning it
Minimalist crewneck for appointments, couch days and anywhere a loud graphic feels like too much

Size chart

Size	Chest (flat)	Length
S	20″ / 51 cm	27″ / 69 cm
M	22″ / 56 cm	28″ / 71 cm
L	24″ / 61 cm	29″ / 74 cm
XL	26″ / 66 cm	30″ / 76 cm
2XL	28″ / 71 cm	31″ / 79 cm
3XL	30″ / 76 cm	32″ / 81 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.