Chronic Illness Tank Top – Everything Works, Just Not Together

EVERYTHING WORKS. JUST NOT TOGETHER. 🔧

For the gym, for a casual day out, for layering. A funny chronic illness tank top for bodies and brains that run on their own logic.

• Unisex heavy cotton tank top in multiple colors and sizes
• Printed to order
• Gift idea for spoonies and anyone whose body has its own agenda

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Size chart: Heavy cotton tank (Gildan 5200)

Measured flat, in inches. Width = armpit to armpit. Length = top of shoulder to hem.

Perfect for

• Spoonies with EDS, POTS, fibromyalgia, MS, or lupus whose bodies run on their own logic
• Anyone whose joints, brain, and energy never seem to clock in on the same day
• A summer birthday gift for a chronically ill friend with a dark sense of humor
• Gentle gym days, PT sessions, hot weather, and layering under a cardigan