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Neurodivergent Humor Shirt – Wires Crossed, Messages Delivered Eventually

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$25.00
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Neurodivergent Humor Shirt – Wires Crossed, Messages Delivered Eventually - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Neurodivergent Humor Shirt – Wires Crossed, Messages Delivered Eventually

$25.00
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WIRES CROSSED. MESSAGES DELIVERED. EVENTUALLY. ⚡

The message gets there. Eventually. Sometimes the connection takes a little longer than expected. A funny shirt for slow processors, delayed responders, and brains with scenic routes.

  • Unisex crew neck tee in multiple colors and sizes
  • Printed to order
  • Gift idea for neurodivergent humor fans

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Slow processors and delayed responders whose replies arrive eventually
  • ADHD and autistic adults, plus people with brain injuries, whose brains take scenic routes
  • A funny birthday gift for the friend who texts back three days later
  • Work-from-home days, meetings, and every conversation that needs a minute to load

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm
5XL32″ / 81 cm35″ / 89 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.