Spoon Market Daily Energy Report – Spoon Theory Shirt by Short Bus Comedy

Spoon Theory Shirt – Spoon Market Daily Energy Report

$35.99

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

ColorBlack

THE MARKET IS OPEN. YOUR ENERGY ISN’T. Welcome to the Spoon Market. A daily financial report for an economy nobody asked to participate in. This premium black-and-gold graphic tee turns Spoon Theory into a market crash—tracking the rise, fall, and eventual depletion of the most valuable resource you have: energy. When the reserves are gone, the market closes. Designed for people who understand chronic illness, chronic fatigue, chronic pain, invisible illness, and limited energy—but want something that feels more like premium streetwear than a traditional awareness shirt. DETAILS * Premium heavyweight streetwear aesthetic * Black + metallic-gold visual direction * Oversized statement graphic * Spoon Theory / energy-market concept * Short Bus Comedy branding * @SHORTBUSCOMEDY * SHOPSHORTBUS.COM * Printed and fulfilled through Printify THE SPOON MARKET COLLECTION Because apparently even our energy needs a financial report. This comfy and casual t-shirt makes the ultimate go-to t-shirt. It comes in a regular fit with a fitted crew neck, it’s made of mid-weight 100% combed cotton. Built to last with a ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder to shoulder tape, and double-needle hems. It is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage. .: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Regular fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size

Perfect for

Spoonies who track their energy like a stock that only goes down
Finance folks, day traders and market nerds living with chronic or invisible illness
A funny birthday or holiday gift for the chronically ill friend whose energy market crashed by noon
Black-and-gold market report graphic for the office, Zoom calls or a slow day at home

Size chart

Size	Chest (flat)	Length
S	18″ / 46 cm	28″ / 71 cm
M	20″ / 51 cm	29″ / 74 cm
L	22″ / 56 cm	30″ / 76 cm
XL	24″ / 61 cm	31″ / 79 cm
2XL	26″ / 66 cm	32″ / 81 cm
3XL	28″ / 71 cm	33″ / 84 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.