Funny Spoonie Shirt – I'm Not Out of Spoons, I'm Just Not Spending Them on You

Funny Spoonie Shirt – I'm Not Out of Spoons, I'm Just Not Spending Them on You

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Funny Spoonie Shirt – I'm Not Out of Spoons, I'm Just Not Spending Them on You

Funny Spoonie Shirt – I'm Not Out of Spoons, I'm Just Not Spending Them on You

$25.00
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I'm not out of spoons. I'm just not spending them on you. 😂

For anyone who knows that energy is a limited resource, and sometimes you have to be selective. A funny spoonie boundaries shirt for chronic illness and spoon theory believers.

  • Unisex crew neck tee in multiple colors and sizes
  • Printed to order
  • Gift idea for spoonies with firm boundaries

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Spoonies with POTS, EDS, fibromyalgia, MS, lupus, or long COVID
  • Chronic illness warriors who guard their energy and set firm boundaries
  • A birthday, holiday, or get-through-the-flare gift for a friend who uses spoon theory
  • Low-energy days, family gatherings, and skipping events that aren't worth it

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm
5XL32″ / 81 cm35″ / 89 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.