One Spoon Private Reserve – Spoon Theory Shirt by Short Bus Comedy

Spoon Theory Shirt – One Spoon Private Reserve

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$35.99
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One Spoon Private Reserve – Spoon Theory Shirt by Short Bus Comedy
  • One Spoon Private Reserve – Spoon Theory Shirt by Short Bus Comedy
  • Spoon Theory Shirt – One Spoon Private Reserve
  • Spoon Theory Shirt – One Spoon Private Reserve
  • Spoon Theory Shirt – One Spoon Private Reserve
  • One Spoon Private Reserve – Spoon Theory Shirt by Short Bus Comedy
  • Spoon Theory Shirt – One Spoon Private Reserve
  • Spoon Theory Shirt – One Spoon Private Reserve
  • Spoon Theory Shirt – One Spoon Private Reserve
Spoon Theory Shirt – One Spoon Private Reserve

Spoon Theory Shirt – One Spoon Private Reserve

$35.99
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ONE SPOON. PRIVATE RESERVE. Energy isn’t unlimited. Neither are the spoons. This premium Short Bus Comedy design takes Spoon Theory out of the typical cute-and-cliché territory and turns it into something with a little more attitude. Built around a single ornate spoon and a luxury-inspired black-and-metallic-gold aesthetic, One Spoon Private Reserve represents the reality of living with chronic illness, chronic fatigue, chronic pain, invisible illness, and hidden disability—without turning the message into another generic awareness shirt. The message is simple: CHRONICALLY ILL. LIMITED DAILY SUPPLY. Designed for Spoonies, people with invisible illnesses, chronic illness warriors, disability communities, and anyone who understands that sometimes making it through the day is the accomplishment. SPOON THEORY • CHRONIC ILLNESS • INVISIBLE ILLNESS SHORT BUS COMEDY — @SHORTBUSCOMEDY Product features - 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors; heathers 85% cotton/15% viscose - Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with regular fit that runs true to size - Side seams and neck/shoulder twill tape for shape retention and durability - Ribbed knit collar without seams and tear-away label for comfort - DTF inner neck labels and DTG printed design with detailed, ornate gold crest Care instructions - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry

Perfect for

  • Spoonies who guard their one remaining spoon like a rare vintage
  • Whiskey, wine and fine-things fans living with chronic or invisible illness
  • A grown-up birthday, holiday or Mother's/Father's Day gift that skips the cute-and-cliche spoon art
  • Luxury label look for dinners out, gatherings and deciding who actually earns your energy

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.