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Chronic Illness Shirt – Flare Repellent
$33.99
FLARE REPELLENT™ — MAXIMUM STRENGTH.
Repels absolutely fucking nothing.
For everyone whose body has absolutely no respect for plans, seasons, or common courtesy. This Short Bus Comedy tee turns the flare-up experience into a vintage apothecary label with exactly the effectiveness you'd expect.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee for a soft, broken-in feel and relaxed unisex fit.
Details: Comfort Colors 1717 • 100% ring-spun cotton • garment-dyed • relaxed unisex fit • vintage apothecary graphic • original Short Bus Comedy design.
Perfect for
- Spoonies whose flares have no respect for plans, seasons or common courtesy
- People with fibromyalgia, lupus, RA, migraines or chronic pain who've tried every remedy
- A funny birthday or holiday gift for the friend with a cabinet full of things that didn't work
- Vintage apothecary label tee for pharmacy runs, appointments and flare-day lounging
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- Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. Not sure? Ask us first.