Chronic Illness Shirt – Flare Repellent

Chronic Illness Shirt – Flare Repellent

Black / S
$33.99
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Chronic Illness Shirt – Flare Repellent

Chronic Illness Shirt – Flare Repellent

$33.99
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FLARE REPELLENT™ — MAXIMUM STRENGTH.
Repels absolutely fucking nothing.

For everyone whose body has absolutely no respect for plans, seasons, or common courtesy. This Short Bus Comedy tee turns the flare-up experience into a vintage apothecary label with exactly the effectiveness you'd expect.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee for a soft, broken-in feel and relaxed unisex fit.

Details: Comfort Colors 1717 • 100% ring-spun cotton • garment-dyed • relaxed unisex fit • vintage apothecary graphic • original Short Bus Comedy design.

Perfect for

  • Spoonies whose flares have no respect for plans, seasons or common courtesy
  • People with fibromyalgia, lupus, RA, migraines or chronic pain who've tried every remedy
  • A funny birthday or holiday gift for the friend with a cabinet full of things that didn't work
  • Vintage apothecary label tee for pharmacy runs, appointments and flare-day lounging

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Size chart

SizeChest (flat)Length
S18″ / 46 cm28″ / 71 cm
M20″ / 51 cm29″ / 74 cm
L22″ / 56 cm30″ / 76 cm
XL24″ / 61 cm31″ / 79 cm
2XL26″ / 66 cm32″ / 81 cm
3XL28″ / 71 cm33″ / 84 cm
4XL30″ / 76 cm34″ / 86 cm

Measured flat across the chest and from the shoulder to the bottom hem. Allow about 1″ either way.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.