Tempe Fucks, Tucson Watches — Retro Typography Arizona Rivalry Can Cooler - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Tempe Fucks, Tucson Watches — Retro Typography Arizona Rivalry Can Cooler | Short Bus Comedy

Regular Can
$8.00
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Tempe Fucks, Tucson Watches — Retro Typography Arizona Rivalry Can Cooler - product photo | Short Bus Comedy

Tempe Fucks, Tucson Watches — Retro Typography Arizona Rivalry Can Cooler | Short Bus Comedy

$8.00
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Bold, unapologetic, and ice cold. 🍻

A funny Tempe rivalry can cooler with a retro typography print that pops edge to edge. Made for backyard hangs, tailgates, and game day. Fits regular and slim cans.

  • Regular and slim can sizes
  • Edge-to-edge sublimation print
  • Gift idea for Tempe fans and Arizona rivalry believers

Short Bus Comedy — disability humor with zero pity.

Perfect for

  • Tempe loyalists who like their rivalry banter loud and their drinks cold
  • Retro typography fans who want a can cooler that looks good in tailgate photos
  • Game day, pool days, and backyard hangs with the Arizona crew
  • An easy gift for an ASU grad, a college football fan, or the group chat's rivalry instigator

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Size chart

This one uses standard sizing for its style. Want exact measurements before you order? Email us and we'll send them.

  • Unisex fit. If you usually wear women's sizes, go one size down.
  • Best trick: lay a shirt you love flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
  • Made to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. When in doubt, ask us first.