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They’ve got boundaries—and they’re not afraid to use them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eA bold, funny design celebrating service-dog teams, personal space, and the right to say, “Please don’t distract us.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eFeaturing @SHORTBUSCOMEDY branding.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\n\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. 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