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This blend delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel that makes it perfect for chilly days.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. \u003cbr\u003e.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.\u003cbr\u003e.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. 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