{"product_id":"limited-mobility-unlimited-fuckery-short-bus-comedy-canvas-tote","title":"Limited Mobility. Unlimited Fuckery. — Short Bus Comedy Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eLimited mobility. Unlimited fuckery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e That’s the attitude. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eA bold, unapologetic tote for anyone who’s tired of being treated like their disability should come with a personality change. Perfect for carrying everyday essentials, mobility accessories, books, groceries, or whatever else you’re hauling around.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eStrong enough for everyday use and loud enough to make the statement before you even say a word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eLimited mobility. Unlimited fuckery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e@SHORTBUSCOMEDY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colorways\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":43619452158000,"sku":"99372420519168976701","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":43619452190768,"sku":"43557214180796038503","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/6067\/1024\/files\/1176833784145267708_2048.jpg?v=1789450854","url":"https:\/\/shopshortbus.com\/products\/limited-mobility-unlimited-fuckery-short-bus-comedy-canvas-tote","provider":"Shopshortbus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}