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font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: system-ui; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eNo caffeine required. 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font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 13.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: system-ui; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eFueled by chaos. 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Perfect for laptops, water bottles, wheelchairs, mobility equipment, cars, notebooks, and anywhere that could use a little more personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBig attitude. Zero apologies. 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Waterproof sticker, perfect for anyone who’s ever forgotten their own name before 9am. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: system-ui; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e@shortbuscomedy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis matte die-cut sticker captures late-night hustle with a bold, comic-style design: droopy, wide-eyed character, a low battery icon, and the cheeky line “Running on zero sleep. Who are you again?” It sticks cleanly to smooth surfaces — laptops, water bottles, planners — and holds up to weather thanks to water-resistant vinyl and a UV-protective matte laminate. Printed with eco-solvent inks and an easy-peel backing, it brings playful energy to workstations, skate decks, or coffee tumblers without glare. Note: very fine, closely spaced details may appear merged due to the cut.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Water-resistant vinyl for indoor and outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish with smooth, non-reflective surface\u003cbr\u003e- UV-protective laminate rated 5+ years in weather\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-solvent inks — environmentally friendlier print\u003cbr\u003e- Easy-peel backing; small close details may merge\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 2\" × 2\"","offer_id":43619457400880,"sku":"21739078043666254235","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 3\" × 3\"","offer_id":43619457433648,"sku":"26678998521516245055","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 4\" × 4\"","offer_id":43619457466416,"sku":"17832553463658589620","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 5\" × 5\"","offer_id":43619457499184,"sku":"32115620862538057231","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 6\" × 6\"","offer_id":43619457531952,"sku":"23905604771337371525","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/6067\/1024\/files\/844857072432311771_1200.jpg?v=1789451601"},{"product_id":"my-legs-quit-my-mouth-didn-t-die-cut-sticker","title":"My Legs Quit. My Mouth Didn’t. - Die Cut Sticker","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eSmall sticker. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBig attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThis bold Short Bus Comedy sticker brings unapologetic disability humor with gritty black, white, and yellow street-art energy. Perfect for wheelchairs, mobility equipment, vehicles, laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or anywhere that needs a little more attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBecause sometimes the legs have had enough—but \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003ethe mouth is still fully operational.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eNo pity. No apologies. Just fuckery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e@SHORTBUSCOMEDY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Premium water-resistant vinyl for durable adhesion on very smooth surfaces (e.g., glass)\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish with a smooth, even surface\u003cbr\u003e- UV protective laminate rated over 5 years in all weather conditions\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-solvent inks and eco-friendly printing\u003cbr\u003e- Easy peel backing; suitable for indoor and outdoor use (note: very small, closely spaced details may be cut together)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2\" × 2\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3\" × 3\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e4\" × 4\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e5\" × 5\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e6\" × 6\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 2\" × 2\"","offer_id":43619457826864,"sku":"30040503141213731813","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 3\" × 3\"","offer_id":43619457859632,"sku":"29390108347469083930","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 4\" × 4\"","offer_id":43619457892400,"sku":"15202808283740766782","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 5\" × 5\"","offer_id":43619457925168,"sku":"10944603419981581680","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 6\" × 6\"","offer_id":43619457957936,"sku":"33066920348959295537","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/6067\/1024\/files\/624785011879233172_1200.jpg?v=1789451626"},{"product_id":"don-t-lower-your-expectations-raise-the-accessibility-™-sticker","title":"Don’t Lower Your Expectations. 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You’ve seen legends. You’ve seen the handicap symbol. You’ve never seen all three go this hard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eGANGSTARDED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e poster brings the whole concept to life—classic Tommy-gun attitude, rolling smoke, spent shells, and a wheelchair symbol built right into the chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; 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